How do I convince my parents to get a new computer?

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Everyone in my Family has there own computer
And My parents watch **** and it put so many
Viruses on it, and there are alot of old viruses
On it, we have virus protection and spyware & adware protection,
And they do there business and work on it too &
It makes me worried. Its a really old computer and they
wont buy a new one because they don’t believe me
and its so stupid. Are there anyways to convince them
to get a new computer and to STOP watching ****?
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5 Responses to “How do I convince my parents to get a new computer?”

  1. You could…take a Screenshot of your computer’s desktop (by pressing Alt and Print Screen at the same time) and then pasting it in to Paint. Save that file somewhere conspicuous.
    Then right click your desktop, arrange icons by and untick show desktop items. Then change your wallpaper to the Screenshot you made earlier.
    The icons will show up, but they will only be pictures and not clickable at all :-D It’s a good joke to play so I hope it works for you!

  2. Your best bet would be to convince them to buy a cheap computer to watch their **** and do nothing else on it. That way, the machine can get infected with anything but there won’t be a risk of losing any data or sensitive information.

  3. No way to stop them watching **** but you could suggest they get a Mac

  4. You could break the computer it sounds like it is on its way. Start watching **** with them and tell them you are doing so that so you can star on your own website. I hope that would send them into a panic.

  5. It seems your parents are hesitant to change.

    Porn never did good to anybody. Give me a good, valid, compelling, legitimate reason to watch **** and I’ll watch it. Utterly disgusting.

    Tell them **** is bad, it will degrade your mental health and personality in the long run. Its better to commit to a life of purity and chastity. Lead a life with reason and purpose. Always ask in everything you do “why”. Lust and envy are deadly sins, and watching more of this stuff will make you sin. I believe in something called Pascal’s Gambit.

    You can tell them that better computers and make for better performance in business. Or use reverse psychology: getting a new computer will help them watch **** better.

    Tell them that old hardware, like batteries, can actually cost a lot more due to increasing maintenance costs, and like old batteries, are deadly. New computers are cleaner, safer, faster, and more quiet. Would YOU drive an Industrial-revolution car? Like any piece of machinery, they should be replaced with better and more efficient technology from time to time.

    Ask them the eternal question: “why”. Why!

    Hope your parents get a new computer and stop that disgusting habit almost all people with half a conscience does. God Bless.

    PS: a friend of mine said some “good” sites don’t have virus crap. Just like the Internet: most of the good stuff is clean and free.

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